"I just said that in a college essay," I think as I ignore said line and keep going because fuck it
On one hand a friend is supposed to call tonight so I should be awake and I have a paper due at 11:00 AM
But on the other hand I’m exhausted and sleeping now and getting up early would be A+++
“top 6 reasons why you love clint barton!!”
okay…this looks bad. (i have so many panels that i saved to show you omg)
- "fix this dog" / "can i pet your dog"
- BASICALLY HE’S A GIANT DORK WITH A BIG HEART WHO TRIES TO HELP PEOPLE SO MUCH AND GETS HURT AND PUSHES PEOPLE AWAY AND HE DRINKS COFFEE OUT OF THE POT AND AK;LSDJFASDF I DON’T KNOW I JUST LOVE HIM A LOT AND I HAD A HARD TIME CHOOSING THINGS FOR THIS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE CLINT BARTON.
One of my coworkers has purposefully (but indirectly) insinuated I do my job badly and???
I like you as a person, but shut up.
Edit: no wait she insulted how I did my job twice, one pretty direct
I should do my bio lab tonight but, instead, because I’m gonna scream, I’m gonna shower and watch TV
“It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.”
—(Male) Second Year Biology Major
Everything about this is wrong. Just… ????