"I just said that in a college essay," I think as I ignore said line and keep going because fuck it

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kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

On one hand a friend is supposed to call tonight so I should be awake and I have a paper due at 11:00 AM 

But on the other hand I’m exhausted and sleeping now and getting up early would be A+++

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eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time

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wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

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poussey:


mockingjay trailer came out today huh

#and then actress sophie turner proceed to favourite a tweet that said ” i know you’re talking about nat dormer”
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“top 6 reasons why you love clint barton!!”

robertdowneysjr

perfectlyrose:

okay…this looks bad. (i have so many panels that i saved to show you omg)

  1. "fix this dog" / "can i pet your dog"
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  6. BASICALLY HE’S A GIANT DORK WITH A BIG HEART WHO TRIES TO HELP PEOPLE SO MUCH AND GETS HURT AND PUSHES PEOPLE AWAY AND HE DRINKS COFFEE OUT OF THE POT AND AK;LSDJFASDF  I DON’T KNOW I JUST LOVE HIM A LOT AND I HAD A HARD TIME CHOOSING THINGS FOR THIS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE CLINT BARTON.

One of my coworkers has purposefully (but indirectly) insinuated I do my job badly and???

I like you as a person, but shut up.

Edit: no wait she insulted how I did my job twice, one pretty direct 

I should do my bio lab tonight but, instead, because I’m gonna scream, I’m gonna shower and watch TV

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villainyforbeginners:

here we go: ‘kickass bounty hunter’ america and ‘rebel princess’ kate! (there’re also four more parts to mismarvell’s incredible, life-changing AU that you can read here. the world is a magical place kids don’t let anyone tell you different.)

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mydearnotsoevilqueen:

queenregal:

pros about once upon a time: regina mills

cons about once upon a time: things that happen to regina mills

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samsteves:

treat yo self. watch cap 2 again. watch cap 2 every day. who the fuck cares

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“It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.”
—(Male) Second Year Biology Major

Everything about this is wrong. Just… ????

(via notsufferingfrominsanity)
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watchtowerislive:

mattgoldey:

This is actually super cute. I may have to re-think my whole no-new-52 policy.

This book is actually shockingly good at the moment. It’s a nice return to the pushes and pulls of Harley’s personality in an environment that doesn’t involve the Joker.

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